One Of A Kind

A family is arguing about the latest grandchild - she is the only daughter of the youngest son and his wife, and the combined families of mothers, fathers, aunts, brothers, cousins and nephews are arguing whether she is like her mother, or like her father.

"She has her mother's hair!" one faction will say. "She has her father's eyes!" the other faction will insist, and so it went with every little thing she did, and thought, and thought to do as well.

This went on all through her childhood, until, during a gathering of all of the relatives for her 14th birthday, the girl finally stood up and announced that she wasn't like anyone else at all, that she was no-one but herself, simply one of a kind.